I don’t know if there’s such a thing as THE PERFECT JOKE, but… (came across this online)

Them: “Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?”
Me: “No—wait, Dracula?”
Them: “Yes.”
Me: “You’re vampires?”
Them: “Yes. We have pamphlets.”
Me: “Vampires have missionaries?”
Them: “Well, where else would new vampires come from?”
Me: “I assumed you bit people.”

Them: “There are many hurtful stereotypes—May we come in…?”

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